July 2012
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do you know how embarrassing it is to have a mom that brings her ipad everywhere to take pictures with it
Being a Supernatural fan is getting weird looks as you talk about the show in public because these people either think you’re super religious or are a satanist.
laughter is the best medicine →
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IHAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 79 HOURS AT THIS GIF
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whoever invented the internet must feel really ashamed because this is what it has been reduced to
Laughingisbetter →
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THERE’S NOTHING MORE FRUSTRATING THAN WASTING YOUR TIME JUST BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO SEE HOW A “DEAL WITH IT” GIF ENDS
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair
i am your child have you ever sEEN ME WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT
if i ever had a daughter
- me: what are you doing there on your computer?
- daughter: um, nothing.
- me: is that a Tumblr blog?
- daughter: yeah
- me: OH MY GOD CAN I SEE IT?
- daughter: what? NOOOOOO, no no nonono. it's nothing interesting, just stuff about that show i like.
- me: WHO ARE YOUR OTPS?
- daughter: wait, how do you know abou-
- me: DO YOU WRITE FANFICTION?
- daughter:
- me: DO YOU DRAW FANART?
- daughter:
- me: ARE YOU INTERNET FAMOUS?
- daughter:
- me:
- daughter: well, i only have a few thousand followe-
- me: OH MY GOD I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
- daughter:
- me:
- daughter:
- me:
- daughter:
- me:
- daughter:
- me: promo 4 promo?
51 christian freindly words for penis
51 christian freindly words for vagina
51 christian freindly words for sexual intercourse
51 christian freindly words for homosexuals
51 christian freindly words for anal sex
51 christian freindly words for breasts
51 christian freindly words for male masturbation
51 christian freindly words for butthole
51 christian freindly words for female masturbation
youre welcome.
Things I Say While Driving
- Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
- Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
- Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
- Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
- Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
- Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
- Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
- Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
- Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
- Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
- Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
- Me: Nope, roof rack.
- Me: Nice 92 Civic, bro. That huge muffler really makes it look nice. I almost thought you were a Ferrari for a second.
