July 2012
the girls from cheetah girls have some ghetto ass names
i mean you don’t see a galleria or a dorinda or a chanel or a fucking aquanette every day
Drak[he] and J[lied]osh
sometimes my laptop gets really hot and starts burning my leg but i fight through the pain because i am a blogging warrior
His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
There’s a drunk guy outside singing What Makes You Beautiful to a tree. So I opened my window and played the actual song and he just got so happy. He looked at the sky and yelled, “You’re beautiful too, Jesus.”
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Concerts are kind of like sex
I mean
you’re sweating
the lead singer is sweating over you
looking down at you and smiling at you underneath him
you’re screaming at the top of your lungs
he’s panting after each song
and after the last song
it’s over
your hair is…
I pissed off some teenage kid at a table I was serving.
- Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
- Him: whatever
- *as I turn to walk away*
- Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
- *i turn back to the table*
- Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
- *i leave and come back*
- Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
- His friends tipped me $20
any one of us could be beyonce impersonating a teenage blogger
whenever anyone mentions “playing the race card” in an argument I can only think
“I PLAY WHITE PRIVILEGE IN ATTACK MODE”
#tired enough to laugh at the thought of blue-eyes white privilege tbh
is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
it’s a banana?
why do you have a banana in your pocket
I have a potassium deficiency asshole
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Forgot I had this in my folder.
